Day 24

24 days in... Phew, where did that time go? I was just sitting here wondering how long since I boarded that transatlantic flight and can't believe its over 3 weeks already. It's amazing how easy you slip into another way of life but spend so much time stressing about taking a step into the unknown. No regrets for me so far. Got a cool quote from the book The Beach, which I found myself nodding to but it also makes me think of Thailand, a lot! 

"For mine is a generation that circles the globe and searches for something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite and never outstay the welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what? It's probably worth it." 

Bring on Panama!!!

So the Glasgow boys got back ok, thank goodness!. Haven't spoken to them yet but someone that works here told me they made it back. 

Well today I slept late AGAIN! need to get out of this shitty habit.. A just decided to go for lunch and a pedi. The salon I went to also offered vitamin shots, as in vitamin injections.. So I let the lady convince me that my bad sleeping habits were due to a lack of vitamin B12 & B6.. Cool!! $26 later, I've been given my shot and promised that I'm going to have limitless energy. On that note, I went back to the digs and took a nap... Zzzzzzzzzz.......

Day 25..

Woke at 9.45am, earliest yet without an alarm clock. Lying here and got a flashback of last night. Amy went grocery shopping last night.. oh dear! I take the walk of shame to the kitchen to find out what I bought while pissed.....

Not too bad personally but not very practical. 3 blocks of cheese, tortilla wraps, English muffins, 3 packets of uncooked croissant dough (she likes to bake and must have been craving carbs), load of salad stuff and fruit, which I was pleasantly surprised about.  Have decided on staying in tonight as they have a beer pong comp tonight which should be a laugh.. Unfortunately no photos for you, so I am uploading some dodgy tattoos that I found on the net. Was looking at these through my fingers. Cringe cringe cringe....

Never loose your specs again! Get them tattood on

Don't turn this rape into a murder! 

Babysitter looking for work. 

This also amused me...

Cameron fails in bid to add an extra 500 explosions to Syria

30-08-13

SYRIA’S civil war will witness slightly fewer explosions after MPs voted to keep British bombs for something else.

Syria’s fine for massive explosions at the moment

Prime minister David Cameron pleaded with MPs to back his plan to make no difference whatsoever to the Middle East’s latest bout of total and complete insanity.

But 30 Conservative backbenchers defied Mr Cameron and backed Labour’s plan to make no difference whatsoever to the Middle East’s latest bout of total and complete insanity.

Mr Cameron said: “Syria needs more explosions.”

Labour leader Ed Miliband replied: “Syria needs more chin-scratching.”

MPs on both sides then spent the next nine hours shouting ‘bombs’ and ‘chins’ at each other.

Julian Cook, professor of collateral damage at Roehampton University, said: “The Americans now face the financial burden of adding those 500 additional explosions to Syria.

“But they’ll do it because, given the opportunity, an American will always make something explode.”

Professor Cook added: “If we genuinely want to help we should hire 500 or so luxury liners to accommodate Syria’s children and sane adults. It would be like Dunkirk except the boats wouldn’t really go anywhere.

“Then we build a wall round Syria, wait until the last nutter shoots himself in the face and then the people on the ships can go home.

“Eventually we are going to have to try that.”