Well first night I met some of my new colleagues (that term is probably a tad formal in this situation) and everyone is very nice and friendly. As per in these situations it's very multicultural and most people are on the same path. So far so good.
Well, I decided to head down to Downtown Vegas for dinner with my new roomies and the place they took me to didn't fail to disappoint. It was a place called The Heart Attack Grill and only serves Man v Food style affair 
Basically when you arrive you are weighed as diners weighing in at 350lbs and over eat for free (Alex, you may just qualify). You are then given a hospital gown to wear and are shown to your table by a woman dressed as a hot nurse. The menu boasts on being heart attack friendly and quotes some dangerously high figures in calorie content.
For those that over stretch themselves and cannot finish their food, a hot nurse administers a spanking with a wooden paddle and let's just say, these women don't hold back on punishment. They literally beat the crap out of your arse until you submit. A sadist wet dream basically.
Having witnessed the punishment I went for the smallest burger, no bacon, no fries (which are cooked in lard may I add) and hold the full fat coke (no diet here my friends)... Totally hilarious - please check it out www.heartattackgrill.com
Not for the refined diner but an experience!
My view from my porch
I've also put to use 2 of my leaving gifts:
1) the torch. Thanks Jacq, deb and Lucy
2) my silk worm sleeping bag -
PJ, I salute u. Nylon sheets a big no no!!
Test
ReplyDelete